JUNIOR LUCKY BASTARD is exactly what it sounds like. This is a job role though - not a passing comment on the street. This is a chance to be plucked from obscurity and hoisted into the realm of stardom. This is a chance to shine like a supernova at what is very loosely tagged as a ‘job’.

So here it is! The solution to all your woes! The chance to finally do something more noteworthy in your life than queuing up to place your nose against the daily grindstone with the rest of the masses.
Such a job exists at 55DSL. Be 55DSL’s very own beloved Junior Lucky Bastard! So what if you were a nerd in college with barely any friends aside from the few imaginary ones? They will take you into their collective bosom and make sure you’re snuggled in tight, preparing you for the year of your life!
This is not a joke, it’s not a competition and it’s certainly not a gimmick. 55DSL needs people to roam the earth and find all that is good and pure and kick ass.
Plus they will be stocking them up with all the tees, jackets, sweats and denim their little hearts desire; or their suitcases can fit.

And did we mention that you get to do all of this for FREE! No hidden charges, no sexual favors and no fine print. Just plain, unadulterated fun. All you have to do for yourself is apply.
APPLY TODAY AT 55DSL
Deadline for submissions is May 1st 2008.