The only conversations that end with “hello?”
Mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller and smaller until one day they will just be pin head sized brain implants.
Now look here, even on Star Trek they had hand sized communications units. I mean how small does your phone have to be? Are they bought in direct proportion to dick size? If so how big is Spock’s cock? And if that’s a Bluetooth Uhura has in her ear what does that imply for intergalatic penis envy?
What’s more mobiles are bloody ugly (just like cocks)…so go to “hulger” and buy yourself a Bluetooth adapted handset to connect to your ugly little silver box of flashing lights. These handsets communicate directly with your mobile if you don’t have Bluetooth you can get an adapter cable to connect to your mobile.
So when you are on the train and you get a call from your personal stylist you can whip this hand set out and reply to all calls with elegance, style and wit.
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