Archive for October, 2005

The Modern Lady’s Diet

Something’s happened recently! With women I mean! I didn’t fully understand it until this morning, but there is a new diet for women that I missed being force fed about by the media called the ‘kinder diet’ this diet comprises totally of just eating kinder products (chocolate) and doesn’t make your arse fat…hence the take up!

It’s totally true! My fiancé and all her mates have been on it for a while now! I just thought it was some ‘chick thing’ between her and her buddies until I was out one day and noticed women walking down the street, waiting at the bus stop eating them!
Maybe it’s just me….maybe it’s a Latvian girl thing! Have I missed something?

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ZOLTAR (he was magnificent once you know)

Keop he was my favorite.. the one who could only communicate in whistles bleeps and whoops… G force battle of the planets!!! Aaaand the bad guy was called what?… yeeeah that’s right ZOLTAR.!!!!

The brain child of DAN MACMILLIAN er… “artist” an heir to the huge Mac Millian publishing fund!!! Printed tees!! , reproduction Napoleonic military coats with pornographic linings!!!, baseball hats , chairs and .. Err!..Stuff! All Zoltared up!!!!!!

Until…..

The big fall out with partner BARNSLEY (who now has the brand HOUSE 33) and an over use of exclamation !!! marks!!!!

!!!!!

So what now for ZOLTAR?!!!!

Er…. Come on Dan…

!!!!!!!

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MINI ME

You see what happened was I was sent this catalogue and it just happened to have pictures of kids dressed up in premium denim m´lud…
 
You see what’s happening here? It’s no longer good enough to wear your big brother’s hand me down dungarees for climbing trees in… Oh no it has to be ‘FINGER IN THE NOSE’ for my little Brooklyn.

But then you would wouldn’t you… I mean who could resist dressing up your kids like James Dean or Marlon Brando?

Real quality jeans for a hundred euros a pop then they’ll grow out of them… cool.
Didn’t stop me buying some for my nephews though… they are gonna be the best dressed kids in the sand pit.

For kids aged 0 to 12 (and parents with the same mental age).

www.fingerinthenose.com

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